Can you at least take me out on a date first, before you try to have sex with me?!
I regularly get them: cold-acquisition emails. Emails of people who saw me online or who are following me, and who would really like to sell me a service or a product. And strange as it is, they are usually food and weight-related. They probably think: “Oh, Maartje is quite overweight. I can help her. Why [...]